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Honey…this is a movie that just like it’s title will leave you hungary. Not for those little Western European cocktail weenies either, I’m talking that deep down hunger you get for those big Oktoberfest sausages, and yes I know Hungary isn’t Germany, but rainbows of raunch cover the whole world, and mmm mmm I do love me some International cuisine.

I’ve never been to Eastern Europe but after having watched Hungarian Model Search I’m definitely calling my travel agent. Everyone really should realize already that these countries from over there are bound to have some of the sexiest leanest men full of charisma and cum because Hungary is near Transylvannia…where Dracula is from, and honey we all know how strong his sex appeal was, and everyone that met him was always trying to drive a stake deep into him.

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The youthful studs in this movie have the same sex appeal and cumbuckets of charisma that rivet your eyes on their sweaty bodies as they move against each other and with each other in scene after scene and a variety of settings. This includes one very hot, yet also tender, scene at the end between two lean muscled studs on a farm whiling away the hours together, and sharing their loneliness and solitude in a special and deep manly way.

Four big wave it in your face swishes for Hungarian Model Search.

Mmmmm…three words for you honey, Gay Tor Ade. These twinkie boytoys show that Hostess isn’t the only one with cream-filled twinkies as they eagerly suck each other’s cocks using their spit-shines for lube and then hopping on for a ride.

I was a little disappointed from the title because when I read Man Juice I pictured getting to see more cans filled with cream soup than at the local supermarket (which also has the cutest twinkie little bagboy whom I one day hope to bag). Even though there were less fluids flowing than I assumed, those sweet tight asses getting spread open and those sweaty youthful lithe lean bodies glistening with sweat as they fucked was certainly enough to get my juices flowing.

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I do wish the lighting had been better, especially for some of those cum shots, but overall I certainly got my fill watching these yummy twinks get theirs filled and give Man Juice three swinging swishes to the left.

Helloooo…can anyone say racial stereotyping…I knew you could and obviously so can the people who made these Size Does Matter movies. Don’t get me wrong honey, I love a good yummy chocolate stick to suck on and a muscular black stallion to ride as much as the next guy but couldn’t they find any well-hung white guys for this movie too ? I mean I know I’ve seen some and the eye at the end of my cock has loved watching the endowment of Jeff Palmer and some other alabaster Sex-Gods with their chiseled physiques, and in my opinion this kind of movie only reinforces stereotypes and makes average or under-hung mahogany men feel as though they are lacking.

Now that I’ve said my social piece, on with the show and my opinion of it…loved it!!

While these lean mean fuck machines only got to do one-on-one sex they still managed to make the most out of the lethal weapons they were packing…we’re talking intense fudge-packing action and some of the hungriest cock-sucking I have ever been lucky enough to see, and the first scene with the young white guy getting to service the well-hung muscular iron-thewed ebony titan made me salivate from both my mouth and my cock in anticipation of what was to come.

Size Does Matter 5 is something you can watch time and again and always get something out of it and something out of you.

Four big swishes around the world for Size Does Matter 5.

Another sexy short by Macho Man in the form of the video, Tender Chickens. F’lamin Yon’s hunger is aroused (along with something else) by this erotic film.

The next scene starts innocently enough with a sexy hunk needing a ride home. This good Samaritan ends up making out with him in the elevator and carries it right into the bedroom. These two hunks are hungry for some tender meat and can barely contain their lust for each other. Scott, the blonde hottie, gives his lover a spirited rimming before they rub their bodies all over each other. That black text screen is back as it describes just how much Scott likes things in his ass. As it disappears, Scott gets several dildo’s up in his ass before both he and his lover cum, again prompted by a black text screen.

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The last scene opens up with a long-haired muscular hunk getting a drugged drink from a sexy dancer. F’lamin Yon does not approve of this as the dancer even says the hunk has a girl friend and doesn’t normally do guys! Not a good thing to do to someone just for sex! Despite all this, the sex is very good and the cum shot is fantastic. Next time the dancer should just try to win him over the old fashion way.

Tender Chickens makes F’lamin Yon anything but tender! Hot bodies and even hotter action make for a great film! Macho Man just needs to cut out the black text screens and the open use of a drug just to get someone to fuck him that they normally wouldn’t do. I know its porn but that’s not something to be advertised. Despite all this, F’lamin Yon used seven face towels thanks to the hot sex and loud lust-filled screams. To the bathroom for a wash up!! Muah!!!

While F’lamin Yon knows there’s a beast inside all of us, Macho Man takes it one step further in “Man Animal.” Though yours truly could have done without the make up department, it still showed some very hot sex!

A horny blonde hunk wants some play time with his lover in scene one, but the only thing his lover wants to do is sleep. He’ll have none of that talk and uses his mouth to convince his lover to stay awake. He is quickly wide awake with a hot mouth sucking on his thick cock. A sixty-nine breaks out with sucking and rimming. Now his hot young lover wants his cock buried in his ass, so he mounts up for a very hot round of sex followed by a great cum shot.

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This scene starts with two guys discussing the other’s nightmare. Suddenly F’lamin Yon thinks he’s in one as the dark-haired hottie is suddenly sucking on a dog-faced man’s cock (literally, the man looks like a dog). Not even some toy play with a shiny ball can really pull this scene up. The masked canine mounts up with a cock ring and rides the hapless young man. It ends with a howling cum shot across the hunk’s face. F’lamin Yon is not interested in that doggie in the window!

The last scene has our two boys talking again, but this time, our dark-haired hunk gets some real loving from his friend’s hot mouth. F’lamin Yon thinks this is great therapy to forget that nightmare! They switch places to taste each other’ cock before the hot dreamer gets a real man’s cock in his ass, and he gets pounded nicely. Another great cum shot ends the scene.

This is a truly good video to watch if you can ignore the Man Animal dog mask. Macho Man could do without their make-up department sometimes. But the sex was very hot and had F’lamin Yon panting hard! Five face towels were used to clean up the screen. Who let the hunks out? Muah Muah Muah!!!

You have to show some emotion in your sex and Bacchus’s “Black Force” does a half-decent job at this. By half decent, I mean only one person ever seemed to be enjoying the sex.

The first scene shows us a very dark-skinned brotha sucking off his slender Latino partner. With the blow job he’s getting, the slender brotha could at least show a little interest — F’lamin Yon knows he would be! At least there’s some decent reactions when the dark brother gets his ass fucked hard by his Latino friend. But still, no real emotion from the Latino.

The second scene has two brotha’s, but, again, this is a one-sided affair. They even appear to be in the same room and bed as the first two. The one doing all the sucking is having a great time, if only his lover would join in on the fun! The sex is pretty good — it even rocks the bed. If only it would rock the other hunk into expressing something.

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Again, there is a good blow job but no reaction from the receiver. How can he be bored with that kind of cock sucking being given!! An okay sex scene was momentarily interrupted by a crew member making a very big crash noise.

The last scene has the Latino back but still no reaction as he has his cock sucked by a handsome brotha. It is a spirited blow job and warrants far more reaction than was given. The sex is okay, but nothing to brag about.

Bacchus needs to put some force into Black Force. The actors receiving all the attention seemed to not be paying ANY attention to the wonderful treatment they were being given. At least the other partner enjoyed a good fucking. F’lamin Yon used one face towel for this video, but only with one hand.

It sounds like one of those old 1950s shows with a boy and his dog, but these hot men in Bacchus’s “Dad Knows Best” are nothing from Ward and the Beaver. These proud papas show some young studs the pleasures and wonders that only time and experience can bring!

Scene one starts out with a sexy thick-cocked father showing a young uncut hottie his excellent skills in pleasure ed. The banter between the two makes the young man seem almost innocently sexy. He obviously wants to be the teacher’s pet as he explores the older man’s cock with his talented tongue. As he is schooled in the ways of a good sixty-nine, F’lamin Yon loves how fast a learner he turns out to be. As soon as he has the basics down, father dearest moves on to the advanced course of ass fucking. From the cum shot of his teacher, F’lamin Yon says he gets high marks for his work.

Another father teaches a young stud how to handle a real man. From his actions, this boy doesn’t seem to need much direction as he sucks his teacher off in a lustful way. F’lamin Yon loves a boy who is ahead of his class! This boy loves to have his cock sucked and gives his teacher some tutoring of his own. The student becomes the teacher as he mounts up and gives the older hunk an “A” for ass fucking.

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Scene three opens with two sexy boys discussing what they should do after one of them has caught their dads having sex. They decide to confront the other’s father and hopefully get some action in return. The first youngin’ confronts his friend’s father in the garage and gets down and dirty with the willing older man. F’lamin Yon remembers when he fantasized about a friend’s father when he was a young man — good times. This hunk of a father doesn’t need to give much direction to his youngster as he seems quite content to explore his needs. There are a few annoying sound problems, but it doesn’t distract from the hot sex. The interaction almost seems genuine as the young boy is given a nice muscular ass to fuck to his heart’s content.

Bacchus does an excellent job with Dad Knows Best by tapping into the fantasy many young gay men have of learning about sex from a trusted older man. Some of the locations could have been better, but over all, the sex was hot and the actors were hotter. F’lamin Yon had to use six face towels to clean the TV screen off. Now to go grade a few more erotic papers. Muah!!!

Great music and hot bodies don’t always make a great video as F’lamin Yon found out in Daddy Oohhh! Productions “Body Rocks.” This could have been a very hot and well-made film had they concentrated on the action and not the appearance.

With some interesting graphics displays and a kickin’ beat, scene one shows a hot stud ready for a full body rub down. Though it seems he only wants to be rubbed in one area. The masseur seems to have the same idea as he strips down and gets a blow job. The editing and sudden color changes start to get annoying very quickly, although the black-and-white scenes are rather hot. There is no sound from our hot hunks as they blow, suck, and fuck their way to what can only be imagined as a great orgasm. Is this porn or a music video? F’lamin Yon is not impressed.

Another client for a new masseur, and he’s looking for a way to relax for his girlfriend. Our masseur shows him another way to relax that our cute little business man obviously enjoys. The music starts up and the graphics department has their fun with the video again. As said before, the sex would be much hotter if the sounds could actually be heard and seen for more than ten seconds before it changes to some mirrored shot or a green screen.

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Apparently a repeat customer is always the best kind of customer as his specialist is already waiting to rub him in all the right ways. The fade-in and outs are actually somewhat good here as the customer’s clothes seem to disappear as if by magic. But beyond that, the graphics team needs a day off.

The fourth scene started out like it was going to be different, but it quickly turned into another music video with hot guys, random graphics displays, and no sounds from the actors. Even with the hot dildo play and our secretary from the first two scenes playing voyeur, the scene is rather subdued by the overkill of graphics editing.

The last scene shows all our masseurs gathering around after work and discussing their clients. Apparently there weren’t enough to satisfy them as all four masseurs pair up and get down and dirty. Some sounds finally got through the music as three of the hunks ganged up on one, but it still wasn’t enough to keep F’lamin Yon’s interest.

Daddy Oohhh! Productions needs to cut back on their graphics funds and pay more attention to the sound man! Body Rocks could have been a very erotic and sexually-charged movie with excellent locations and hot guys. The lack of cries of passion and the constant scene changes due to “fun with graphics” made this movie into a long-running music video instead of a hot porn flick. F’lamin Yon only used one face towel for this video.

Everybody knows chocolate is an aphrodisiac and that is certainly true watching these cads bury it deep in four chocolate fudge packing scenes. There is enough cream being added to coffee in this movie that it may as well have been called StarFucks and adds a little light BDSM for some extra flavor. I have never seen anyone more anxious to be put in chains. I see now why a lot of white masters use to love keeping their hot sweaty black slaves in chains to better display their rippling muscles.

The cocks were big and juicy, the fucking was intense and action-filled, but I know when my fantasies go to some black stallions it’s always a sports team or rap band all getting together to bust some moves on my ass and all over my face leaving me covered in delicious white chocolate sauce…

Mandingo Men is severely lacking in cast cos everyone knows black fuck-machines are all about sex but this was all just one-on-one action that only teased you with what these black brutes should be capable of, so next time bring on some more beef…maybe a nice big white pork sausage to own their asses; they do say history repeats itself, nothing wrong with it repeating itself repeatedly in some sweet chocolate fudge packed wide-spread ass meat.

So while I did enjoy Mandingo Men as a yummy chocolate snack which certainly gave me some custard of my own to clean up, I must say it was only a mediocre man-fest and gets two swishes and half a schwing to the left.

Justice is served in the form of four hot cops and their equally hot criminals in Bacchus’s, “Bad Cop Good Cop.” Get out your handcuffs and stroke your batons. Whatcha’ gonna do when they cum for you?

Authority has never looked so good as a sweet officer is in denial about his likes and dislikes. His hard-bodied criminal is willing to prove him wrong by trading prosecution for pleasure. F’lamin Yon always thought it was the suspect who got strip searched! The curious officer, with a need for an overall tan, enjoys a great blow job from his captive before giving it a try for himself. The suspect strips and gets some hot cock interrogation for his ass. Talk about getting off for good behavior!

A second officer takes his captive in the kitchen and follows the same path as his partner. F’lamin Yon wonders if this works on speeding tickets too! From cock sucking to ass fucking, these two show one hot sense of justice.

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Scene three shows the now-boring repetition of same cop clothes and same criminal clothes, just different actors. Some variety in both would be nice. But the sexy criminal is a blonde twink with a taste for cop cock! After giving the officer a hot commendation in his mouth, the officer gives his sexy captive’s ass a ride downtown. F’lamin Yon is ready for his interrogation now!

A new approach is given for our younger cop as he realizes exactly what his partners are up to. The last criminal offers to follow in the foot steps of his fellows and give the cop a well-deserved baton polish. His hot mouth isn’t filled for long as the horny cop is quick to press his cock into the suspect’s tight ass. F’lamin Yon doesn’t blame him with that beautiful ass! After an ass pounding fuck, they each take a good mug shot and relax.

While “Bad Cop Good Cop” could use some different ideas for the start of each scene, it kept F’lamin Yon handcuffed to his seat and polishing his night stick. Yours truly had to use 6 face towels on his TV. Muah!!!